November Horoscopes– Teachers HATE this horoscope– You won’t believe #7!

November Horoscopes– Teachers HATE this horoscope– You won’t believe #7!

  Scorpio: Pay attention Scorpio, if you’re not careful the IRS will catch you for tax evasion and arrest you during your Thanksgiving dinner. Tough stuff! Sagittarius: As Jupiter enters retrograde, Greg will be sleeping in his leftover Halloween candy. It’s calm. It’s peaceful. It’s Greg. Capricorn: Unfortunately, your Secret Santa gift exchange will be [...]

September Horoscopes

BY Camille Jones Pisces (Feb 20th - March 20th): You’re going to confidently run up the stairs to impress Greg, trip, pee yourself, and lay weeping in the fetal position. You’re gonna miss fourth hour. Aries (March 21st - April 19th): As the great Socrates once said, “please stop dabbing. It’s 2018.” Taurus (April 20th [...]